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Goo Goggles:-
Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.
Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.
Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.
Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.
"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."
"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"
"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.
"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"
"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
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Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.
The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.
To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.
A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
Wedding Caking is an extreme version of Bukkake, even more extreme than Gokkun in which an actress may swallow the ejaculate of up to and beyond 100 men.
The ultimate aim of Wedding Caking is to cover the 'cakee' in so much seminal fluid that they resemble a thickly iced (frosted) wedding cake.
To fully accomplish the act of Wedding Caking requires many litres of semen, this semen may be collected in advance, but common practice seems to favour live ejaculation; where the recipient is ejaculated upon by a constant stream of men.
A successful Wedding Caking may require upwards of 200 men, although it is a long process the outcome is very favourable and Wedding Caking is prized for its great entertainment value.
Wedding Caking is relatively uncommon, but is popular with the underground porn industry, large orgies, and swinging parties.
Amateur Wedding Caking is a more common act. Amateur wedding caking is done using the same process as normal Wedding Caking, but is done by only a small group of men. Amateur Wedding Caking is often refered to as Ice Bunning, Birthday Caking and Battenburging.
"Me and the lads gave Barbara a really good Wedding Caking last night, I had flashbacks to our wedding reception."
"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."
"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."
"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."
"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
"If you don't shut your mouth I'll make you looking like a Wedding Cake lad."
"Ahmed arose from his slumber to the horrid reality that he had been Wedding Caked during the night."
"How about some Ice Bunning this evening wife."
"You want some Goo Goggles to go with that Wedding Cake, beeatch!."
by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008
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A phrase used to respond to the question of how you are feeling.
A witty play on the saying "Not too bad."
Mainly used in areas of Northern England (e.g. Manchester, Newcastle, etc...)
A phrase used to respond to the question of how you are feeling.
A witty play on the saying "Not too bad."
Mainly used in areas of Northern England (e.g. Manchester, Newcastle, etc...)
by S. Ladavooch October 8, 2006
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A term much like Swinery, Laddish Behaviour, Loutish Behaviour etc...
Often used by ladavooches themselves (see Lad) to question fellow ladavooches if they shall be performing any unsavoury acts in the near future.
A term much like Swinery, Laddish Behaviour, Loutish Behaviour etc...
Often used by ladavooches themselves (see Lad) to question fellow ladavooches if they shall be performing any unsavoury acts in the near future.
Ladavooch1 - "Yo lad, up to any ladavoochery this evening?."
Ladavooch2 - "Aye lad, me and the other swines are going down the pub to have a few sherberts (see Booze)."
Ladavooch2 - "Aye lad, me and the other swines are going down the pub to have a few sherberts (see Booze)."
by S. Ladavooch October 8, 2006
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Sken is a phrase used to alert someone to your desire to view an object or to describe the act of looking at or viewing something ("Skennin'").
The phrase itself originated in Manchester and is generally only used in North Western locations e.g. Manchester, Wigan, Bolton etc.
Sken is a phrase used to alert someone to your desire to view an object or to describe the act of looking at or viewing something ("Skennin'").
The phrase itself originated in Manchester and is generally only used in North Western locations e.g. Manchester, Wigan, Bolton etc.
by S. Ladavooch September 30, 2006
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Code name for 'Sniper Rifle'.
The term is often used by peoples who spend most of their waking lives playing online first person shooters i.e. CS, Unreal Tournament, Halo etc. see FPS.
Code name for 'Sniper Rifle'.
The term is often used by peoples who spend most of their waking lives playing online first person shooters i.e. CS, Unreal Tournament, Halo etc. see FPS.
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n00blet-2 : ROFLmao!
n00blet-3 : uber 7eet Hax0r, uber Snapper Woffle hax.
CS Announcer Man : HEADSHOT
n00blet-1 : Uber PWNAGE Rofl!
n00blet-2 : ROFLmao!
n00blet-3 : uber 7eet Hax0r, uber Snapper Woffle hax.
CS Announcer Man : HEADSHOT
n00blet-1 : Uber PWNAGE Rofl!
by S. Ladavooch September 10, 2006
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