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Russian - noun

A person who solves all of his, or her, problems with Vodka, Tetris and Nuclear Missiles
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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Turd Temple

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One of the many ways of referring to the toilet

Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex.

Variants include:

shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c,
fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole,
outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck,
interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir,
backhouse, house of ease, little house,
house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny,
the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet,
dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room,
mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette,
One-man Conference Room
I need to visit the turd temple

Holy Shit can be found in the turd temple
by rzhhhh November 20, 2011
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Twenty Dollars

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Twenty Dollars

1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.

A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD

2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut. :(
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Demsix

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Demsix
Pronounced: d-em-six or dem-six

1. n.
A map on the, relatively, popular Quake series; dm6
It is known as "The Dark Zone"
Seen on: Quake 3, Quake 4 and Quake Live

2. n./adj.
Synonym for "retard"

3. n./adj.
A person who thinks (s)he's hot shit, the dogs bollocks, the bee's knees, the dog's body etc... But really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks (s)he has mad skills and goes hard, but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He think's (s)he's a master of the culinary arts, Iron Chef or Aiur Chef but really (s)he's just a bitch
(S)He thinks that (s)he is ghetto/black when really (s)he is as pale as milk with extra milk and they are just a bitch.
In short: A person who is nothing more than a bitch.
1.
It's a map

2.
Look at that demsix, he thinks 1+1=3, how cute!
You are such a demsix
Stop being a demsix
Bunch of demsixes
If your intelligence quotient (IQ) is below 50; you are a demsix
Hey demsix

3.
A: OMG I just cooked Keftedes to perfection! I am a master of the culinary arts! You can call me Aiur Chef.
B: I'll call you Demsix because you're just a bitch

Demsix: Why am I so good and you're perma-bad?
Rizeh: Shut up mate, you're just a bitch
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
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Aiur Chef

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Aiur Chef

1.
A custom map for Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft II.
Each player controls a Zealot and must run around collecting ingredients to prepare a crazy alien dish, like Fish & Chips.
Players may eliminate competing players Zealots and steal their food.

2.
Given that Aiur is a (fictional) planet that exists on the outskirts of the Milky Way and is the home planet to an alien race known as the Protoss one can use the term "Aiur Chef" to indicate that one's cooking is of an "out of this world" quality.

It would therefore follow that "Aiur Chef" is a higher ranking chef than Iron Chef and much higher than Zinc Saucier
by rzhhhh November 13, 2011
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Splange

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Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom
Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video
by rzhhhh November 12, 2011
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