in the black

It is a state of a financial success. You will know you are in the black as soon as the ladies come to mate and the nobodies come to hate.

Lady: That's a nice watch watch you got there
Lady: Yeah, it really is
Ryan: Well I am currently in the black
Lady: Oh, that's good to know...
Lady 2: Really good to know...
Ryan: How about you and your friend come up to room 118 later tonight and I'll show you how good it really is to be in the black
Lady: ooo
Lady 2: I like that idea
Ryan: Booya...

by Ryan Jackson September 24, 2006

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maximum shaftage

shaftage, to the max.....this is my word goddamnit

Winfrey got shafted when the school ran out of food.
Joe got shafted with a pair of scissors.
My algebra 2 teacher shafted me out of passing, i was shafted by her cuntage (see cuntage)

by Ryan Jackson March 12, 2004

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CAS

Abreviation that stands for confidence, appearance, and swagger. The result of having CAS is an emitted aura from one's body like when Charlie Murphy met Rick James. When you have all three, people will think you are walking down the red carpet everywhere you go.

See Al Pacino & Denzel Washington

Guy: you missed it today, my CAS was off tha hook!
Fag: even if i was there i wouldnt have seen it...
Girl: oh burn!
Guy: well is it my problem that youre so big everyone is forced to see you?
Girl: ohhhhhhhhhh!
Fag: thats for me to know and you to find out
Girl: oh baby!
Guy: thats not even the right context
Girl: uh huh, uh huh!
Guy: girl, stop touching youself in public
Girl: im almost done!

by Ryan Jackson December 04, 2005

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Swaggified

-verb

To be of witness to the attestation of a male or female's swagger. Most often, the person just knows that he or she has been swaggified.

Kim: Dad, I can't believe you're alive!
President Palmer: Jack, thank you again for saving the world. I will swaggify you, even though you have undoubtedly been swaggified at birth.
Jack Bauer: I know, Mr. President. I know.
Kim: Swaggified?
President Palmer: Swaggified!
Jack Bauer: Swaggified.

by Ryan Jackson February 05, 2007

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OC

Someone who, whether conscious of it or not, is living a life similar to those on the television show, The OC. It is a derogatory term for those who are living (or attempting to live) the 'high life.' This person is loosely reminiscent of a prep.

Son: I'm thinkin' of gettin' one of those mp3 players
Father: Well-
Son: But I don't want an Ipod 'cause I don't wanna be an OC
Father: I'm proud of you son

by Ryan Jackson August 17, 2006

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