Ryan 's definitions

escatruck

Escalade Ext - Escalade mixed with truck becomes escatruck

"bob's rollin in the escatruck to the clubs. Let's ball in that!"

by ryan October 21, 2004

beef straps

When two large raw Whopper patties are placed between the legs of a girl at birth.

Damn! I get inside dem buns and put some special sauce on dem beef straps!

by Ryan August 13, 2003

aguas

Mexican spanish for 'be careful.'

Aguas, cocho! (be careful, man!)

by ryan August 10, 2003

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

metrobisexual

joey t. is metrobisexual

joey likes men and women

by ryan December 11, 2004

CILIT

Acronym for the Center for International Learning in Integrated Technology building at Michigan Tech. The funniest name ever given to a building on a college campus.

The Computer Science majors will never go to class anymore because everyone knows they can't find the CILIT.

by Ryan February 25, 2006

moon stomper

coolest fucking people in the world!! Moon Stompers are ska heads!

All the moon stompers headed down to the show where they skanked the night away!

by ryan April 25, 2004