Ryan 's definitions

Equorg

A peach like fruit grown in the depths of EQUADIA

"id like a large equorg juice thanks"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

cuntrageous

Adjective used to describe an undesirable situation or event.

"Oh no I missed the bus ... cuntrageous!"

by Ryan September 13, 2004

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

miss jabberwock

A beauty contest for African-American girls.

Dude, my girlfriend is Miss Jabberwock!

by Ryan May 3, 2004

Queeger

noun
a "cocky" fucker of Ryan who likes to do it Doggy Style at school

ALSO SEE: Gay Fag

Queeger smiled at Ryan as they came out of the closet (literally) after a hard fuck.

by Ryan March 27, 2005

scruggin'

Having sexual intercourse.

I've been scruggin yer sister. Why don't you have big titties like her?

by ryan May 14, 2004

quick stick

Premature ejactulater.

"How was Trent last night?"

"Oh you know. We sqrewed, but he is such a quick stick that I have to finish myself off after he leaves."

by Ryan March 14, 2005