Ryan 's definitions

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 5, 2004

nager

n. Derivative of "nigga". Used by caucasions to address one another.

whats going down nager?

by Ryan April 1, 2005

ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.

Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion

by Ryan March 6, 2004

fuck nut

regurgetated cumbubble

by ryan May 22, 2003

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005

brobalicious

something that is deliciously bro.

That Von Zipper belt buckle is brobalicious.

by Ryan May 13, 2005