turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 28, 2004

jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.

caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!

by ryan April 21, 2004

porcelain throne

A fancy term for a toilet.

I had to drop a duece on the porcelain throne.

by Ryan April 22, 2007

Ry

Short for the name Ryan.

Ry come here its time for dinner.

by Ryan August 16, 2004

figged

alternative for FU****d

Man you hit him now you're Figged.

by Ryan February 12, 2004

radio

a completely ridiculous person, often incapable of thought

my friend saw chris o'donnell at a basketball game. 'really, you saw radio?'

by ryan February 15, 2005

kill it

Basically the same as saying "I'd ravage that pussy/dick".

Aaron's mom is hot, I'd kill it!

by Ryan May 07, 2004