Ryan's definitions

Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.

Ho Ho, Ding Dong, Robert Williams.

by Ryan March 21, 2005

kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.

Haha, stop acting like Kaity!

by Ryan March 16, 2005

snow cow

A term describing a female who moves to the far northern reaches of Michigan, is somewhat attractive and petite at first but proceed to blimp up once the harsh UP winter hits. This is most evident at MTU where the cafeteria food is horrible for you and the professors stress you out so much that you start eating like a cow.

"Wow, that girl was hot at the start of the semester but she really became a snow cow"

by Ryan September 2, 2006

Ass Pony

Jerk, Asshole, or being rude

Don't be an ass pony!

by Ryan February 12, 2004

spawn

To reproduce and participate in sexual activities. Also just a really cool way to say 'Have Sex'

Well sir, I spawned with your daughter last night

by Ryan April 4, 2005

Vesti

Where people make Fresh Prince of Bel-Air parodies (most which suck ass) and talk about Kates hoof.

WHAT THE HOOF?
Too lazy to find or think of a Bel-Air parody

by Ryan January 31, 2005

knuckle dime

when your A-Z-N roomate falls off the top bunk!

Yosh totally just knuckle dimed

by ryan April 3, 2004