one-eyed pirate

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.
by Ryan April 20, 2004
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Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.
by Ryan March 21, 2005
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comfay

adj. (US comfey, Can comfeh) (-ness) 1 Providing or experiencing physical well-being or relief. 2 Free from stress or conducive to mental ease; having or affording peace of mind. 3 More than adequate. 4 Sufficient to provide comfort. 5 In fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich. 6 Lacking general education, knowledge, skill, etc. 7 (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.
1 I am comfay.
2 You are comfay.
3 That feeling is comfay.
4 I am somewhat comfay.
5 They are quite comfay.
6 He does not know that comfay knowledge.
7 The noise he is making is comfay.
by Ryan January 04, 2005
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kaity

A egotistical bi*ch that needs to keep her nose out of other peoples business.
Haha, stop acting like Kaity!
by Ryan March 16, 2005
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HellScreaM

biggest cool person in the world...owns all n00bs!!
wow, HellScreaM is the pimp shit ownin those noobs
by Ryan April 19, 2005
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Foreigner

One of the greatest bands of the 80s. With Lou Gramm's excellent vocal strength backed by cool electric guitars and awesome keyboards, Foreigner quickly became one of the most popular bands in the late 70s/early 80s. Foreigner was first formed in 1977, with the two main members: Lou Gramm from New York, and Mick Jones from England. Their greatest hits were "Feels Like The First Time", "Hot Blooded", "Urgent", "Waiting For A Girl Like You", "Jukebox Hero", "I Want To Know What Love Is" and "Heart Turns To Stone". This band is definitely a MUST-SEE.
Foreigner had over 20 major hits, and 6 CDs that were great commercial successes. To see bands similar to Foreigner, see Journey and Survivor.
by Ryan October 17, 2004
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system requirements

The minimum statistics something must have to run.
System Requirements:
30GB hard drive space
233 MHz processor
by Ryan January 31, 2004
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