Ryan's definitions

hugo

a man who can hold his smoke, he can inhale a huge hit of weed with out the slightest cough afterward, a god of weed

i am so hugo its not even funny

by ryan March 25, 2005

clam bake

when you sit in a car and smoke weed

yo, lets have a calm bake

by ryan February 6, 2004

sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

HellScreaM

biggest cool person in the world...owns all n00bs!!

wow, HellScreaM is the pimp shit ownin those noobs

by Ryan April 19, 2005

Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

Vagichop

A karate chop to the vagina

get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!

by ryan March 27, 2005

Gast

When one is being extremely gay

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches

by Ryan September 12, 2004