Ryan's definitions

Roighter

a person whose right arm is strong because they jack off alot. theese people are pathetic.

1.he is so desperate he became a roighter
2.he got cock blocked, guess hes gonna be a roighter
3.at least im not a roighter

by Ryan May 13, 2005

itd

short way of saying "i'd tap dat", said when you see a specimen of high sexual attractivness.

"hey did you see Mike's mom yesterday, damn she looked hot"

"yeah she's one hot MILF, itd"

by Ryan September 19, 2005

newport

Never
Eat
Wet
Pussy
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words. That example was already submitted.

by Ryan September 17, 2005

NECK!

to slap some one in the back of thier neck hard after they say somthing madd dumb.

ru serious...u deserve a neck..SLLAAAPP!

by ryan May 13, 2005

Pudding strike

What you go on when you want to see your favorite NFL team play every Sunday. It consists of a pudding only diet.

www.nflpuddingstrike.com

I'm on a pudding strike until I get to see the Tennessee Titans games in the Vigin Islands.

by Ryan October 23, 2004

hangglider

A Hangglider is something you get after a night of drinking. You feel like you are flying. It is not good to hangglider when you are driving.

Aww kel do you have a hangover? No she has a hangglider

by Ryan December 2, 2004

dozure

A really good type of marijuana, high in THC.

This is some of that dozure, I'm high as fuck.

by Ryan March 13, 2005