Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.
Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.
by Ryan September 17, 2004
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asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.
Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>
by Ryan November 28, 2004
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doma

spanish slang word meaning "damn" used when something funny happens.
if someone were to get slapped or tripped or hit by another person you can say "DOMA!"
by Ryan April 19, 2005
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airtight

Whilst in the act of triple penetration, each cock filled cavity seals every possible air path of entry or escape thus causing an immensely pleasurable (I said pleasurable bitch!) sensation for the female recipient, as her body becomes akin to a vaccuum sealed container. Also see, Tupperwhore.
Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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Nerdcore

NerdCore (adj.): Of genius intelligence with a generous helping of mischief.
www.jinx.com - Everything for hackers and gamers.
by Ryan January 11, 2005
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dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic
by ryan September 07, 2004
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Kid Rock

A rapper.......no...rocker......no country artist.........ok.....he's a raprockabilly......there. Has no talent.
People claim we talk bad on him because we "Don't understand him"

I think it's because he sucks......but that's just me.
by Ryan August 01, 2004
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