Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.
The Wedges are in town...
by Ryan December 15, 2004
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performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
mugGet the performance loadmug.

clown punch

When a man cums in a woman's face after fellatio and then punches her in the nose causing a nose bleed.
She was sucking my dick, man, and I gave her a clown punch.
by ryan February 26, 2004
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Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.
Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!
by Ryan July 28, 2004
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Vagichop

get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!
by ryan March 27, 2005
mugGet the Vagichopmug.

Gast

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches
by Ryan September 12, 2004
mugGet the Gastmug.

enrolled

to enroll.
to join up, enlist in, become part of. Most commonly referred to when one become a student and signs up for classes in college.
I just got done signing up for classes at Northern Kentucky today.
by Ryan October 25, 2004
mugGet the enrolledmug.

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