RyaN's definitions

whatev

take the word whatever, subtract -er and get the cooler, shorter version of the word...whatev

Jake: do you wanna go pimp some fine ass jo jo's?

Ryan: whatev dude

by Ryan January 11, 2005

pigs

pigs are they sworn enemy of the skateboarders. pigs are usually fat, bald, ugly, and eat alot of doughnuts.

sk8er hate those damn pigs

by ryan December 8, 2004

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 5, 2004

beanglish

Showing no regard for grammar and punctuation when posting in online forums. Usually takes more than 2 times to read through and decipher the intent of the post.

Wtf did you just say are you typeing beanglish

by Ryan September 18, 2004

bati

another word for a fagget

"just wipe that look off your bati face"---Sublime

by ryan October 22, 2003

schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan June 19, 2005