RyaN's definitions

road police

Road police are these assclowns on the freeway that are in the left (passing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it's state law) because they're doing the posted speed limit and it slows EVERYONE down. Fuckers.

"I'm in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can't get past becasue of these 'road police' up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!"

by Ryan December 1, 2004

sneakinfoodin

the term used when you want to sneak food into a place where they want you to buy their expensive food... it also is quite funnyt because it sounds german

are we gonna sneakinfoodin to the movies?

by Ryan November 20, 2004

mtv

a gay retarded tv station my sister watches, and i cant stand it... black homosexuals who think they are soo "pimp" and show there bling, who have a vocabulary that of a 3rd grader. real world... you want real word? leave your house, and put your hand in a waffle iorn. if you watch this network handcuff yourself to the railroad tracks.

here comes the train... its doing us all a favor.

by ryan April 22, 2005

pouty cakes

When an individual is consistently complaining because they can't have what they want.

Lea was being a pouty cakes after I told her she couldn't s*ck my d*ck.

by Ryan July 25, 2004

mbm

mom behind me. Used in AIM to tell the perosn your mom or some one else is behind you and to keep converstion clean.

Bill: Lets smoke that weed on Saturday

Bob: MBM

Bill: wat you doin this weekend?

by Ryan March 11, 2005

full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

Piyomp

Same as the definition for "Pimp"
1) Something badass, "pimped out"
2) Awesome or cool
3) $Bling$ $Bling$

"y0 man, that Civic is PIYOMP with those spinnah's!"
"That Escalade be PIYOMP if you got dose twenny-foes"

by Ryan October 28, 2004