withoutreason

A person who whacks off to gay hentai and masterbates in the laundry room while washing his panties

Today withoutreason stuck a metal rod up his ass while getting off on gay hentai

by Ryan May 06, 2003

pwnd

1. When you kill, murder, eliminate, destroy, an Enemy with A lower-class weapon of the video game that is being played on A computer.

2. A more brutal version of the word owned (used on a computer only).

;powned was once known as owned.

This word can only be used as a sentece such as,
"pwnd."

by Ryan September 01, 2008

pedoperv

Serenity, too, because she's actually a 44 year old woman with an obsession over Ryan's hair.

Serenity, stop being such a pedoperv!

by Ryan January 03, 2005

sooky

to have sex with all the women you know

i am a sooky sooky man

by ryan May 13, 2005

hooplah

false. full of crap. a bunch of baloney.

Oh that's a bunch of hooplah. (again, best said with a gay twang)

by Ryan March 07, 2003

first kiss

When two lips touch in a romantic form for the first time.

Our first kiss turned out to be great.

by Ryan March 08, 2004

Penis Size

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".

My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!

by Ryan February 01, 2005