by Ryan May 19, 2004
noun. when you ejaculate in the anus of a male or femal, and then remove the ejaculate by sucking through a straw
"That fucking chotch gave my girl friend a Peruvian tunnel malt! Oh man, it's open season on his virgin asshole!"
by Ryan April 20, 2004
by Ryan November 15, 2003
a phrase that can be said to encourage someone to fight you. This line means that you are inviting that other person to take a free swing at you before you begin the brawl.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
Depending on the size and strength of the person you are fighting, sometimes you really will have your face smashed saying that, just like a cookie.
by Ryan August 12, 2004
Acronym for the Center for International Learning in Integrated Technology building at Michigan Tech. The funniest name ever given to a building on a college campus.
The Computer Science majors will never go to class anymore because everyone knows they can't find the CILIT.
by Ryan February 25, 2006