RyaN's definitions

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

Austin

1. The capital of Texas.

2. Live music capital of the world.

1. President Bush was the Governor of Texas from Austin.

2. Austin City Limits Music Festival is coming up soon, so go buy tickets.

by RYAN July 23, 2004

Grundy Puff

a wang that has clumps of ball hair, that gay men like to munch on

Dude i heard bobby ate jew bob's grundy puffs

by Ryan April 10, 2003

floppy disk

A term a computer geek may use to describe his penis in a limp state.

I have a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but when I saw you, it turned into a 3 GB hard drive.

by Ryan July 28, 2003

Survivor

An awesome Progressive/Arena rock band from Chicago. They're peak in popularity and album sales was between 1982 and the late 80s. The related bands in their genre are: Foreigner, Journey, and Starship. Survivor's greatest songs were: High On You, Poor Man's Son, Is This Love, Eye of The Tiger, and The Search Is Over. You must check this band out.

"Eye of The Tiger" was featured in the Rocky soundtrack. "Vital Signs" is the finest Survivor album.

by Ryan August 11, 2004

beautiful

Renee A. from Bourg LA

"Wow, that girl Renee is really beautiful"

by Ryan February 18, 2005

sni

sni is an abreviation for spontanious nut itch, also known as spontanious nad itch. which simply means a random itching of the testicular area. this includes the pubic area and genitalia

"BAHHHHHHHHHHH i just got a major SNI, scratch my nuts for me will ya?"

by ryan June 5, 2005