A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop
That is one fagalicious fuck
by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017
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A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)
by Rusty Trombone March 25, 2006
When u dip your dick skin in chocolate butter and stick it up your wifes queef hole and she yells holy shit fuck me again Jonny you got me
by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017
It's a bald doofus mother fucker with a mild case of ibs usually dates his friends mothers because hey why the fuck not you got me
by Rusty trombone January 22, 2017
A guy with a really thin Dick that tells everyone how big it is because he's never see a porno he also likes to stick his pencil dick in keyholes oh did I mention he enjoys long walks on the beach cussing at his shadow because it won't stop following him you got me
by Rusty trombone January 23, 2017