Rusty Trombone's definitions

Moist n Saggy

A phrase referring to a time-worn pussy that has become low-hanging and swamp-like in result of prolonged exposure to un pene sucio de mexicano (a dirty mexican penis)

Wow! If it wasn't for that Moist n Saggy, I might never have attempted a furry helmet on her ass.

by Rusty Trombone April 6, 2006

fagalicious fuck

A gay man that only likes getting rhino banged in the backseat of a Honda Civic while deep throating a pickle down his gizzard neck while listening to mmmm bop

That is one fagalicious fuck

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

trompet

And ass stick you got me

Stick that trompet up my ass

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

michael kramer

A huge douche that only bangs troll bitches because doesn't know any better usually living in his moms basement watching dog porn while screaming the lords name in vein

that guy is pulling a Huge michael Kramer

by Rusty trombone January 19, 2017

tromphonda

A mother fucker that shoves a trompet up his assbang in the back seat of a Honda Civic while getting mouth fuck by a fagalicious fuckbag of a man you got me

Don't get near me u mother fuckin tromphonda

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

shadankis

A he man she bitch that everyone wants to bang because of the mixture of oprah Winfrey and john cena that's humping a Chrysler pt cruiser you got me

That is one shadankis ass bitch you heard

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017