russell's definitions

Nobbys

A bad case of piles (or just a really sore arse)
Named after the english world cup winning player 'Nobby styles'
I.E. Styles - piles, rhyming slang

I rode all the way over here on the bike and it's killed my nobbys!

by russell December 6, 2003

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004

befe

A big male penis

my girlfriend said,"MY MAN GOT THE BEFE"

by Russell January 25, 2004

Grouse

completely and utterly sweet. encompasses the full meaning as well as spirituality of awesomeness. preferably expressed with a southern accent.

Wow, now that there automobile, that is grouse.

by Russell May 15, 2003

Oedipus complex

Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotion need not be suppressed. Three year olds are normally to small to act out this desire.

by Russell September 8, 2003