russell's definitions

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

glint

Durinig sex, the sperm that dribbles out of the penis long before an orgasm. It's the main reason why "pulling out" is not an effective substitute for condoms.

1. Bill pulled out before he had an orgasm, but he still got Jane pregnant from his glint.

by Russell July 11, 2004

Watford

Centre of the Universe. Mind the gap.
Pronounced wot-fud

I am going to Watford tonight to get very drunk and try to chat up some females

by Russell September 8, 2003

Nobbys

A bad case of piles (or just a really sore arse)
Named after the english world cup winning player 'Nobby styles'
I.E. Styles - piles, rhyming slang

I rode all the way over here on the bike and it's killed my nobbys!

by russell December 6, 2003

Kikko punch

"let us explain.
Kikko punch
The power of the punch which
comes from Kikkoman's unnecissarily-built
body is far more than what you can imagine.
In addition,since Kikkoman is always using
his gloves for brewingsoysauce,you'd be
itchy when you get punched by him!"

SHOW ME
SHOW YOU
Kikkoman!!!!!!!

by Russell December 11, 2003