russell's definitions

Nobbys

A bad case of piles (or just a really sore arse)
Named after the english world cup winning player 'Nobby styles'
I.E. Styles - piles, rhyming slang

I rode all the way over here on the bike and it's killed my nobbys!

by russell December 6, 2003

Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

glint

Durinig sex, the sperm that dribbles out of the penis long before an orgasm. It's the main reason why "pulling out" is not an effective substitute for condoms.

1. Bill pulled out before he had an orgasm, but he still got Jane pregnant from his glint.

by Russell July 11, 2004

Watford

Centre of the Universe. Mind the gap.
Pronounced wot-fud

I am going to Watford tonight to get very drunk and try to chat up some females

by Russell September 8, 2003

clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'

Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.

by Russell July 11, 2004

woo woo

Unfounded or ludicrouse beliefs

Belief in talking to the dead, belief in telikenesis, in fact any belief not founded on good evidence, the poorer the evidence the more Woo Woo the belief.

by Russell January 14, 2003

xoap

some moron that lurks on irc and never releases any of his new shows

xoap is a moron cause he never releases any new shows :/

by Russell October 25, 2004