mexican crotch crickets

Large, mature crab lice found on mexicans genitals and eyebrows.

Man, I took one look at those mexican crotch crickets after I ate her cunt and I blew lunch.

by Running out of patience April 10, 2007

grandfather eating ice cream

What post coital withdrawl looks like up close.

"Hey Margaret. What does THAT look like? I think it looks like your grandfather eating ice cream."

by Running out of patience February 05, 2007

sugar mama

These are usually semi-professional caucasian women that are overweight and always have stringy hair and work in administrative positions. They usually have blue eyes and put on a ton of makeup. The black man is extremely attracted to these sugar mamas, as they refer to them, because they make a lot of money in comparison to the welfare ho's they left behind. The sugar mamas themselves are equally attracted to the black man, due to some kind of unfinished business with their fathers.

It looks like Ellen has gotten to be sugar mama again. When that black temp. brought her back from lunch she was walking funny. Every time he goes back to work she keeps wiggling her crossed legs and grunting.

by Running out of patience December 31, 2008

rock and roll doctor

A friendly and reliable recreational drug dealer. Usually just sells weed and hash. These good ones are hard to come by.

"Man, what a week. I've gotta see my rock and roll doctor."

by Running out of patience June 20, 2008

instink

This is what crime apes and porch monkeys blame their violence and sex crimes on. They couldn't possibly take responsibility for those behaviors. So they blame it on "instink", which is ebonics for instinct.

"Sheeeeeeit, man, I needed some booty. I had to do it, it was instink."

by running out of patience February 12, 2009

pedocop

A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.

"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007

lunchroom thieves

These are borderline human beings that sneak around while everyone else is working and steal sandwiches and soda from lunchroom refrigerators. They are rarely reprimanded because the owner of the company is a republican and loves the cheap labor.

"Ha, Ha. Doris, head of the lunchroom thieves, is going to be surprised when she realizes I spiked that coca-cola with phenolphtalien." See "making the brown rumble".

by running out of patience March 15, 2008