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by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
Get the Spilates mug.A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
Get the A Cock Of Seagulls mug.An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
Get the Fu Man Ju mug.An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
Get the Jumbo Popcorn mug.The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.
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"Michelle took off her jeans and to my surprise her Victoria's Secret's were surrounded by Thongle!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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