Jumbo Popcorn

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
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Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.
"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 04, 2009
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Urinal Horn

Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.
"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
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Brazil Nuts

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.
"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 02, 2009
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Bee Gee Boogie

A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.
"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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Whood

An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.
"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
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A Cock Of Seagulls

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
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