An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.
Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"
Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"
Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."
Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"
Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."
Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009
The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.
Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
A sexual act much like the beloved Tugboat. In this version, you are required to pull your partner's penis straight forward while leading them around the room and blowing cigarette smoke circles in the air. Exclaiming "Choo-Choo" loudly and dressing as a train conductor are both optional.
"I'm sore today, Danielle wanted to do the Locomotive last night. Let's just say it was an express train. Ouch."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.
"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009