Definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society

Murder She Scrote

When a female becomes too aggressive during the sucking of testicles and causes pain, bruising or breaks skin through the overuse of teeth.

"Danielle was an animal with the balls last night. You should see the poor buggers, it's Murder She Scrote down there."

Murder She Scrote by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Feariod

The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.

"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."

Feariod by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Urinal Horn 

Name of the spontaneous, uncontrollable and often embarassing flatulence emitted by a male while standing at a urinal.

"I was pissing next to Frankie at the gym and he totally blew the urinal horn. Stinky bastard."

Urinal Horn by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

A Cock Of Seagulls 

A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.

"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."

A Cock Of Seagulls by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Ball & Oats 

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

Ball & Oats by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Ghostbustering

An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.

Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"

Ghostbustering by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Jumbo Popcorn 

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.

"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."

Jumbo Popcorn by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009