Shhminge

Having to be extremely quiet and discreet during the act of cunnilingus.

"Danielle's roommate was home so I had to shhminge her out."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 04, 2009

Jumbo Popcorn

An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.

"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

Fu Man Ju

An elaborate handlebar moustache that harkens to the 1970's - as worn by a member of the Hebrew faith.

"Yo Andy, check out Rabbi Kaufmann's Fu Man Ju! That's one funky 'stache!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Spilates

The accidental expulsion of bodily fluids during a vigorous workout session.

"Steve, can you mop up the Yoga studio? There's spilates all over the floor."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Ghostbustering

An intricate group sexual activity where four men (three Caucasian and one African-American) aim their penises towards an awaiting woman and ejaculate simultaneously.

Peter: "Let's make her look like a marshmallow man!"

Ray: "Careful not to cross our streams!"

Dana: "I ain't 'fraid of no scrote."

Men (In unison): "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
Ghostbustering!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

Feariod

The few days leading up to your partner's expected menstruation where, despite being careful, you have anxiety about potential pregnancy.

"She's a day late. I've been brown-bagging it every time but i've still got a touch of feariod."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 11, 2009

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009