Roy's definitions

Amway

It's bad enough that their stuff costs too much. It's even worse when they have door-to-door salespeople harassing you every Saturday morning.

Damn you, Amway! Can't you motherfuckers just leave me alone so I can get some sleep?

by Roy October 2, 2003

beaner stick

a churro

churro = mexican = beaner

churro = stick

Churro = beaner stick

im going to costco to buy a beaner stick

by Roy May 23, 2006

Wife beater

A garment worn which enables the wearer to adopt a pseudo-action venire, extended only by stains, and possible incognito smells. However, if the wearer is a person prone, or tending to act in a less extrovert manner, then he can be seen as a slob, or likeness to the name 'wife-beater'.

Bruce Willis

by Roy February 16, 2003

shiok

when a woman touches a man

when a man touch a woman it's called MOREST! BUT when a woman touch a man it's called SHIOK man!

by Roy January 5, 2005

loli

Jamaican for Dick, penis, cock, yuh kno

Ayo budday mah loli is so hard an lang rite now.

by Roy December 5, 2006

powerbook

The Apple Macintosh portable line of computers. Many think of them as sleek, thin, stylish, powerful, and long-lasting.

My PowerBook 140 from 1991 is still alive and kicking on the internet, through our broadband modem!

by Roy May 13, 2005

arsecress

arse hair

mine

by roy September 11, 2003