Badajoz Firehose

During coitus, when you ejaculate and urinate simultaneously.

I gave her the Badajoz Firehose last night!

by RoundenBrown October 15, 2021

Wo-mancrush

When a straight man has a crush on a woman, not in a sexual way, but rather in a way he would have a "mancrush" on another man.

Some dude: "Priti Patel and Jodie Foster are my wo-mancrushes."

by RoundenBrown June 17, 2020

Iraq

A country that borders Turkey.

"Iraq is a country that borders Turkey"

by RoundenBrown December 25, 2008

porch atheist

Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.

He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.

by RoundenBrown August 07, 2021

We Don't Love Them Hoes

The great American poet, Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. proclaimed this aforementioned phrase in the year of our Lord, one thousand, nine-hundred and ninety-four, which means: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

In other words, exactly what it says on the tin.

Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr.: "We bear no affection whatsoever, for those wenches."

Snoop Doggy Dogg: "We don't love them hoes."

Curtis James Jackson III: "Snoop said this in '94; we don't love the hoes."

by RoundenBrown August 28, 2015

murder mutt

A pitbull, so named for their propensity to murder young children and the elderly.

Neighbor 'adopted' a murder mutt from the shelter. Hide your kids!

by RoundenBrown February 24, 2024

AWFUL

Affluent White Female Urban Liberal.

AWFULs are ruining the country!

by RoundenBrown April 16, 2024