Roth Vantage's definitions

oxygen sandwich

Two pieces of bread strapped together. For when you're too poor for a Manwich.

Sometimes in the daytimes, I dream of a Manwich
But all I'm really eating is an oxygen sandwich

by Roth Vantage February 23, 2020

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017

jack pleasure

Masturbation

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...

by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016

the movies

Movie theater/cinema

Where do you take a cake? To the movies?

by Roth Vantage January 20, 2017

piggot

A gay cop (pig + faggot)

Look at all the piggots in the 69th Precinct locker room going at it...

by Roth Vantage January 23, 2017

the bottle

A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.

The bottle is my only friend.

by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016