Roth Vantage's definitions
A blanket term for or embodiment of alcohol abuse, as in 'the dreaded bottle'. When a person 'turns to the bottle', the person will abuse alcohol to forget his or her problems.
The bottle is my only friend.
by Roth Vantage December 26, 2014
Get the the bottlemug. Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.
Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016
Get the drunksturbatemug. Italics are .......... absolutely terrifying
by Roth Vantage January 6, 2013
Get the italicsmug. The act of hiding alcoholic beverages (especially hard liquor) in surreptitious places (such as in toilet cisterns, etc.) in order to keep one's drinking secret from people. Taken from the character of the same name from the novel/movie "The Lost Weekend".
by Roth Vantage July 11, 2021
Get the Don Birnammug. Adjective used to describe a huge, gigantic penis. Named after the mastodons, an extint species of elephants.
Synonym: elephant cock
Synonym: elephant cock
by Roth Vantage January 5, 2015
Get the mastodonicmug. A haircut with really long bangs reaching the eyes, like a thick bowl cut, but with long hair in the back and sides.
by Roth Vantage January 4, 2017
Get the Cousin Ittmug. When you ejaculate so hard during sex that the semen shoots through the condom and impregnates the woman.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
An allusion to the killing of Vicki Weaver when the bullet went through the door (a barrier) and hit her, during the Ruby Ridge incident.
by Roth Vantage June 8, 2016
Get the Ruby Ridgemug.