Ross's definitions

Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

comme

a communist bastard. John Kerry.

John Kerry is a comme bastard.

by Ross July 28, 2004

poopie

Poopie is part of the "Poopie and Explodie" duo from a Ren and Stimpy Cartoon.

Explodie: "I have to throw up now, Poopie!"

by Ross January 15, 2004

fassy hole

somebody with the wickedest best friends in the world

ross macdonald is a fassy hole - chirs loren f ;) (L)

by ross July 15, 2003

spliff

weed, baccy, skins and card.

i smoke the spliff

by ross February 1, 2004

Rossocles

A greek god who actually was the most powerful and sexually attractive of all the greek gods. All legends associated with other greek gods are actually associated with Rossocles. Except the wierd ones. Those are someone else named Dave.

Rossocles smote the hamburger into his mouth, and it was good.

by Ross November 3, 2003

chav

trampy little fucks. they are little morons who think that just cos they have a few hard mates they are the bee's knee's personaly i want to organise 'chav hunting' wouldnt that be a bloody good sport ? jus get a few horses sum mates and a pack of dogs then chase em and laugh with glee as your dogs rip them appart. now that would be a bloody good sport !.

the chavetts are just poor hoes who think that by getting pregannt that are kool. well lets all laugh at them cos they are poor nd fuckin useless !

strawberry hill in london - it was a nice area but theres one road with pikey houses in it. not you see about 1000 lil turds roaming up nd down the street with their crappy lil peds thinking they are hard. im quite tempted to start a game outa my window called 'see who can hit the passing ped with a brick' a hit gets you 10 points.

by ross June 24, 2004