Ross's definitions

mornin wood

when you wake up with a hard on
see also monopoly and stiffy

i rolled off the bed and onto my mornin wood

by ross March 5, 2004

chav

trampy little fucks. they are little morons who think that just cos they have a few hard mates they are the bee's knee's personaly i want to organise 'chav hunting' wouldnt that be a bloody good sport ? jus get a few horses sum mates and a pack of dogs then chase em and laugh with glee as your dogs rip them appart. now that would be a bloody good sport !.

the chavetts are just poor hoes who think that by getting pregannt that are kool. well lets all laugh at them cos they are poor nd fuckin useless !

strawberry hill in london - it was a nice area but theres one road with pikey houses in it. not you see about 1000 lil turds roaming up nd down the street with their crappy lil peds thinking they are hard. im quite tempted to start a game outa my window called 'see who can hit the passing ped with a brick' a hit gets you 10 points.

by ross June 24, 2004

vachichi

is a synonym for vagina (see giner)

i annihilated that vachichi(giner)!

by Ross October 10, 2004

pudding

the penis (also "pud")

to pull the pud(ding): (of a male) to masturbate

by Ross December 5, 2003

iced out

relating to diamonds and black men

damn g, that bling be iced out

by Ross October 13, 2003

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.

You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.

by Ross April 11, 2005

napster

The biggest rip-off since Santa

"Sorry you are not a resident of the USA, therefore you cannot benefit from the great services Napster can give" - The message I got after waiting 2 fucking hours trying to download this shit

by Ross May 8, 2004