Rosie's definitions

dickie squishie

When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)

Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!

by Rosie November 16, 2003

pando

Any clueless moron! If you rolled his brain down the edge of a sharp razor blade, it would be similar to rolling an atom down the center of a 10 lane highway. One who is like a fan: blows on one side and sucks on the other side!

Hey Mr. President (W), quit acting like a pando all the time!

by Rosie December 5, 2003

sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

metrosexual

The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.

In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.

Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.

To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.

by Rosie September 11, 2004

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

justin timberlake

Extremely talented. Possibly the next king of pop. only looked at in bad ways which is completely fucking stupid! SO DAMN SEXY! his song rock your body makes him want to rock your body. went out with britney spears. Now, after breaking up with justin, she's a slutty, trashy white trash ho! Former Mickey mouse club member and member of NSYNC. One of god's gifts to the pop world!

oh my god, i'm so jealous of Justin Timberlake, that's why I talk shit about him!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

Britney Spears

The most slutty ass mother effer known to the world. Has killed more people than hitler. Can't sing worth of shit. White trash skank. Maked you want to kill yourself when you even hear her name!

eww, look at that slut.. she kinda reminds me of Britney Spears

by Rosie April 1, 2005