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rosie cintron

quite possibably the tightest person to ever live.
by rosie February 24, 2005
mugGet the rosie cintronmug.

metrosexual

The latest trend of metrosexuals seem to be found in the postal service. The "tough guys" have found that women no longer gravitate to that species but rather a man who is willing to show his feminine side, to be in touch with his feelings, and to be able to display emotion. And, of course, a man who takes pride in his appearance (clothes, hair, nails, scent~and not afraid to wear lavender) is always going to be noticed.

In a business sense, if your heart is not in what you do, then you are fighting a losing battle. You must be passionate in your work and always show others that you genuinely care about their well-being. By doing this, you gain respect and a loyal following of your peers. You will always be successful in your endeavors if people know you are speaking from the heart. Without your heart, you have nothing.

Note: Metrosexuals have been confused with being gay, which isn't so terrible. And sometimes, you will find a gay man trying to pass himself off as a metrosexual because he cannot find the courage to "come out of the closet" for fear of embarassment. All that man would have to do is be honest with his friends because they usually already have figured out his preferences and are fine with that.
To find a metrosexual in the postal service, look around the room. When you spot the man in the Oleg Cassini suit with a lavender shirt and fancy matching tie (no boring solids, stripes, or dots), shoes shined, every strand of hair in place, and emitting the scent of PI by Givenchy or Jean Paul Gaultier you have probably found your man. If you are lucky enough to spot one carrying a man-bag, that is the man you want to get to know. However, if when you approach him and he can only speak of work, sports, or golfing, be careful, you might have been duped.
by Rosie September 11, 2004
mugGet the metrosexualmug.

sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 5, 2003
mugGet the sporkingmug.

myah

this word is often used by drunk people who like to break awkward silences by sayin random words as this.
can i h ave a beer...myah
silence.....MYAH!!
by Rosie December 21, 2004
mugGet the myahmug.

dickie squishie

When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!
by Rosie November 16, 2003
mugGet the dickie squishiemug.

rosie

man who's into sex with ugly chicks to add to the quantity of chicks he's bagged.
Hey, I think I'm gonna go Rosie with that ugly chick in the corner, you know, to catch up to Nate's count.
by Rosie June 3, 2003
mugGet the rosiemug.
Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.
by Rosie January 28, 2007
mugGet the Julian Casablancas Ju-Lee-Un Cass-A-Blank-Ussmug.

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