An avelemite is an alien from a planet far, far, far away from here. Avelemites have distinctly feline heads, with two diagonal facing eyes that give good field of vision as well as excellent depth perception. Avelemites have four paws, the front pair of which have four toes with claws, as well as opposable dewclaws in lieu of thumbs. The hind feet only have four claws. Avelemites also have wings that protrude from their specialized shoulder blades and are supported by powerful flight muscles anchored in the sternum. However, the most striking characteristic of the avelemite is its long, flexible tail, and even more striking, the crescent shaped blades adorning the forehead and at the end of said tail. Usually, avelemites have tails 1.5 to 2.5 times their body length, and comprising 15 to 25 percent of their body weight, due to the heavy musculature needed to support and move the tail.
Just think: flying cheetahs with horns and huge murderousley fast and lethal tails sailing towards you at 30 miles per hour and asking which way the home world is... that's an avelemite.
by RoseThourne January 19, 2008
by RoseThourne August 21, 2006
short for "freakin' lovely" , usually used as sarcastic term.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.
"Oh, flovely... you just destroyed our food, our shade, and ALL OUR RUM!!!!!!!! " yelled Capt. Jack Sparrow as another bottle exploded.
by RoseThourne August 21, 2006
(suck-in'-up-a-gus)
A total suckup, brown-noser, boot licker, teachers pet, or butt kisser. Often used as an insult, or in sarcasm.
A total suckup, brown-noser, boot licker, teachers pet, or butt kisser. Often used as an insult, or in sarcasm.
*teachers pet comes into classroom*
Student 1: (to student 2) Oh look... here comes Mister Suckinupagus... What a bootlicker...
Student 2: (to student 1) yeah, the teachers shoes are going to be really shiny today.
Student 1: (to student 2) Oh look... here comes Mister Suckinupagus... What a bootlicker...
Student 2: (to student 1) yeah, the teachers shoes are going to be really shiny today.
by RoseThourne August 03, 2007
Anything from glareing at someone across the room, to straight up mangling their ass so severely that the forensics team needs dental records to identify the victim. Abbreviated into PDA, and very oftn confused with a public display of affection.
2 kids are sitting in the corner at a school dance:
Kid 1: *rests head on other kid's shoulder*
Kid 2: *Sighs, holds other kid's hand*
Chaperone: OY! YOU TWO! PDA! PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION!
Kiid 1: Shut up, SIR, or I'll show you some real PDA!
Chaperone: No public displays of affection, or you both get kicked out, you hear?
Kid 2: You know mister, I think you ought to be more worried about public display of agression...
Kid 1: *rests head on other kid's shoulder*
Kid 2: *Sighs, holds other kid's hand*
Chaperone: OY! YOU TWO! PDA! PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION!
Kiid 1: Shut up, SIR, or I'll show you some real PDA!
Chaperone: No public displays of affection, or you both get kicked out, you hear?
Kid 2: You know mister, I think you ought to be more worried about public display of agression...
by RoseThourne February 28, 2007
What you say after you see something that will give you nightmares.(aka something from Silent Hill.)
ieep! That was f**king Cuh-Reepieeee!
by Rosethourne July 31, 2006
A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.
Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.
by RoseThourne November 16, 2006