Rory McMoose's definitions

mungo

Slang for Arse-hole.

"She has a well loose mungo"
"I need a shit man, my mungo's killing me"
"Savage my mungo"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Fartlek

Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.

"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

ladyspray

The Female ejaculation.

"Dude, that bitch almost drowned me with her ladyspray."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

smackmonkey

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

mooseplay

AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.

"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"

"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005