doggy

A sexual position, usually the best for a quickie, where the man has sex with a woman from behind.

Bend her over and fuck her doggy style.

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 03, 2005

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

willy wrench

The word used to describe a womans hand whilst trying to masturbate a man and failing miserably...usually resulting in a boring wrenching and yanking experience.

"It was going brilliantly until she started to use the willy wrench"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 01, 2005

grater

A word for a woman who INSISTS on using teeth while giving head (why lord, why?!).

Guy A: "Look left..she's pretty hot"
Guy B: "Yeah but a grinder...trust"
Guy A: "Urgh! Fuck that!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

collectormania

When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.

GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"

by rory mcmoose May 08, 2005