Definitions by Rory McMoose

collectormania 

When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.

GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"

collectormania by rory mcmoose May 8, 2005

american inch 

Half the size of the British Inch.

MAN"Hey baby. Want to see my 8 inch monster?"
WOMAN"Are you SURE that's 8 inches?! Looks more like 4 to me..."
MAN"Are you calling me a liar?! Impossible! Us Americans are world renowned for our honesty!"

american inch by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

british inch 

The true inch. An inch long. Nothing like the pathetic American Inch.

MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."

british inch by Rory McMoose May 5, 2005

mungo 

Slang for Arse-hole.

"She has a well loose mungo"
"I need a shit man, my mungo's killing me"
"Savage my mungo"

mungo by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

mooseplay 

AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.

"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"

"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."

mooseplay by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

platypus eater 

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

platypus eater by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

smackmonkey 

Similar to the willy wrench, the main difference being that the woman thinks that smacking the penis during masturbation gives men a greater thrill. Wise up ladies...it does NOTHING for stimulation.

"It was going fine until she smackmonkeyed my cock like it had tried to bite her"

smackmonkey by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005