Rook's Buddy's definitions

baby machine

A baby machine is a woman who can readily become pregnant, and who really wants to give birth.

1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!

2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.

3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

hillbilly fabulous

The rural equivalent of ghetto fabulous. Also something or someone that appeals to hillbillies or trailer trash. Daisy Duke is "hillbilly fabulous."

Things that are hillbilly fabulous:
Guns
Pickup trucks
Marlboro Light cigarettes (Females only)
NASCAR
monster trucks
double-wide trailer
Texas
Michigan

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

cut her meat

A rude and offensive phrase said by a male to describe sexual intercourse with a female. Definitely an example of misogyny, "cut her meat" is often said to diminish and objectify the woman.

1. I went to my girlfriend's house and cut her meat. She sure is enjoyable to utilize sexually!

2. My girlfriend is a total hose beast. She got her meat cut when she went on that out-of-state road trip. I hope she made her lover use a rubber so that I don't get a venereal disease.

3. When I saw that extra-curvy BBW, I knew immediately that I would cut her meat.

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

ballcap

A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.

1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?

2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)

3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Take a Midol

"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)

Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!

Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!

by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010

sky biscuit

An old term and endearing term for a flight attendant. "Sky Biscuit" is seldom used in modern times due to the age and general surliness of the typical modern flight attendant.

1. That sky biscuit is a real hottie! She must be new to the airline industry. Didn't she used to work at Hooters?

2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010