Definitions by Rook's Buddy
tar twat
"Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.
1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
tar twat by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Suzy Stinky Snatch
Suzy Stinky Snatch is actually Rosie Rotten Crotch's first cousin.
They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!
Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.
They both have vaginas that smell worse than a shit-house toilet bowl on a fishing boat!
Note: These are fictitious people, and are used for the purpose of definition.
I banged this Suzy Stinky Snatch last night... Her pussy was quite rank, but actually felt good as I shot her vagina full of goo.
Suzy Stinky Snatch by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
body condom
A body condom is an imaginary device that one might wish they had when they break down and have sexual intercourse with a really filthy woman. Her vagina reeks, and you can be certain that she is a candidate for having multiple STDs. Unfortunately, you don't have a body condom, and you are really horny, so you don a normal condom and dive in, hoping for the best.
1. That bitch was really nasty. I fucked her, but really wish I had worn a body condom, for a bit more protection.
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
2. That infestation of pubic lice could have been prevented by using a body condom!
body condom by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
tampon pusher
A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.
1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.
2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!
2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!
tampon pusher by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
baby machine
1. Be careful of her, she's a real baby machine. Use a condom!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
2. You better dump that baby machine, before you knock her up.
3. My girlfriend is a real baby machine. She's pregnant again!
baby machine by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
vaginal politics
Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.
1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.
2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.
2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.
vaginal politics by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
wide open ass
A descriptive for a terrible smell. Often "wide open ass" is used to describe a geographical place. Less often it is used to describe the stench of a person.
1. Commerce City, Colorado smells like wide open ass.
2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!
2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!
wide open ass by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010