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"Riding the minipad" simply means that a female is menstruating, or, rather, the female is on the rag.
Two examples:
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?
2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?
1. (Regarding menstruation.) My girlfriend won't be any fun tonight, she is riding the minipad! Perhaps she will let me ejaculate in her mouth?
2. (Regarding fucking.) I fucked the devil out of your cousin. She'll be riding the minpad for a while, to soak up all my semen and prevent it from running down her leg. You KNEW that your cousin doesn't wear panties, right?
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the Riding the minipad mug.A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.
1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!
by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010
Get the yard-care Mexican mug.The phrase: "bag of broken antlers" refers to a very thin woman. She is so thin that having sex with her is like fucking a bag of broken antlers. She can hurt you with a hip bone or elbow. She has no padding on her at all. She often will have small breasts, and very likely wears a padded bra. Drug use can lead to this emaciated appearance, as can smoking and alcoholism.
1. After I ejaculated in her vagina, filling her full of goo, I noticed that I was sore all over. She is too thin and bony. She is like fucking a bag of broken antlers!
2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
2. Those BBWs are great. You get to eat some good food after having sex with them, and they are not like fucking a bag of broken antlers.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Get the bag of broken antlers mug.A douchnozzle is an individual who is less than, or lower than, a douchbag. These individuals cannot be compared to the entire apparatus, but can only be reasonably compared to the business end of the device: The greasy, nasty little tip.
Look at that douchnozzle riding that scooter wearing those faggy-looking red, white and blue fingerless gloves! Rock on EASY RIDER!
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.
Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.
Also, virtually all males seen driving convertibles with the top down and the windows up are douchnozzles.
Another example of a douchnozzle is anybody with a Batman tattoo.
by Rook's Buddy May 7, 2010
Get the Douchnozzle mug.A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.
1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.
2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!
2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the tampon pusher mug.A Saturday morning shit that nasty bowel movement you often have at approximately 10:00am on a Saturday morning after a long Friday night of partying and drinking. Generally, the Saturday morning shit is induced by a large cup of coffee.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
Taking, or, rather, leaving a Saturday morning shit is not a short project. Expect a twenty minute sit.
1. Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm concentrating on my Saturday morning shit.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
2. Boy was that Saturday morning shit nasty. I plugged the toilet and the bathroom fan will have to run all day to evacuate the stench.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the Saturday morning shit mug.A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.
1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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