Rook's Buddy's definitions

sky biscuit

An old term and endearing term for a flight attendant. "Sky Biscuit" is seldom used in modern times due to the age and general surliness of the typical modern flight attendant.

1. That sky biscuit is a real hottie! She must be new to the airline industry. Didn't she used to work at Hooters?

2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

roached-up

Being "roached-up" means to be living in close confines, or to be living with another person, or people, with very little extra room or space. Hillbillies are often "roached-up" in trailer parks. Porch monkeys can often be found "roached-up" in a project. Typically, the people who are "roached-up" don't live with a very high standard of living. Rather they live like cockroaches, form which the phrase is derived.

1. Look at those hillbillies roached-up in that old school bus. I'm not sure which structure is the chicken coop!

2. Those niggers are roached-up in the ghetto. Lets avoid that neighborhood so that we don't get capped in a drive-by shooting.
3. The young college kids roached-up in a dorm room and played on-line computer games. It is good to see them getting full value for their college education!

by Rook's Buddy June 10, 2010

dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.

1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

yard-care Mexican

A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.

1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!

by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010

pussy tracks

Pussy tracks are stains on the linens or bedsheets created by the fluids that leak from a woman's vaginal cavity. If the woman is having her period, then reddish-brown pussy tracks can be expected. If she had sexual intercourse and was ejaculated into, then the pussy tracks will be a whitish color, as they are composed largely of semen. Some women will express urine in their sleep, and these pussy tracks will have a yellowish tinge. In theory, any combination is possible, depending largely on the woman's vaginal discharge. Additional possibilities include the remains of any vaginal suppository or cream that may have been used in the vagina.

1. I ate that bitch out for hours last night; when I woke up, she was in the shower, but pussy tracks were everywhere. Ewww....

2. My girlfriend changes her sheets often, because she has a raging infection from a previous sexual encounter and oozes nasty pussy tracks when she sleeps. I can't wait for the penicillin to start working, so that I don't have to wear a condom anymore!

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

sperm toilet

A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.

1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.

2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010