Rook's Buddy's definitions
"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010
Get the Take a Midolmug. An old term and endearing term for a flight attendant. "Sky Biscuit" is seldom used in modern times due to the age and general surliness of the typical modern flight attendant.
1. That sky biscuit is a real hottie! She must be new to the airline industry. Didn't she used to work at Hooters?
2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."
2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
Get the sky biscuitmug. 1. That stunt cunt fly! Look at how smooth and graceful she is!
2. I thought that aerobatic airplane was flown by a stunt cunt, because it is painted pink.
2. I thought that aerobatic airplane was flown by a stunt cunt, because it is painted pink.
by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010
Get the stunt cuntmug. "Tar twat" is a derogatory term for a woman who smokes cigarettes excessively. Her smoking makes her whole body reek of nicotine, and negatively effects the odor of her vaginal cavity. Kissing her is like kissing an ashtray, and eating her pussy is like licking an ashtray.
1. I really like that woman, but I can't go down on her, because she is such a tar twat.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
2. The BBW I've been fucking is really cool to be around, but she is a huge tar twat. I just can't eat her pussy, so i diddle her with my fingers instead.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the tar twatmug. A woman who is "flying the victory pennant" is having her menstrual period.
The term was used by the sailors who manned German submarines during the war. As they arrived back in port after a cruise, they would prominently display one red triangular flag, called a "victory pennant," for each ship that they sunk.
Synonymous with a woman being "on-the-rag."
The term was used by the sailors who manned German submarines during the war. As they arrived back in port after a cruise, they would prominently display one red triangular flag, called a "victory pennant," for each ship that they sunk.
Synonymous with a woman being "on-the-rag."
1. I would have banged that bitch, but she was flying the victory pennant, so I had her masturbate me instead, and ejaculated in her mouth.
2. My girlfriend gets really horny when she's flying the victory pennant. It was good that we were at her place, because her bed linens were terribly stained by our fucking.
3. She told me that she her period had ended, but when I finished and pulled out, it looked like there had been a stabbing. I guess she was still flying the victory pennant.
2. My girlfriend gets really horny when she's flying the victory pennant. It was good that we were at her place, because her bed linens were terribly stained by our fucking.
3. She told me that she her period had ended, but when I finished and pulled out, it looked like there had been a stabbing. I guess she was still flying the victory pennant.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the flying the victory pennantmug. A descriptive for a terrible smell. Often "wide open ass" is used to describe a geographical place. Less often it is used to describe the stench of a person.
1. Commerce City, Colorado smells like wide open ass.
2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!
2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
Get the wide open assmug. To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)
1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)
by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010
Get the Shines like a diamond in a goat's assmug.