Barrand

Sack Barrand
by Roo March 11, 2004
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essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex
Timothy is such an essex gympasauras
by roo January 13, 2004
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Homolizer

(1) The King Of All Homos (2) Most commonly used word by Henry
-Henry- "ahh Homolizer get woooooooooooooorrrrrk!"
by Roo April 19, 2003
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meewie

a twee year-old ee friend.
meewie!...

meewie! eeeeeeee! meewie
by roo March 17, 2004
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evil nicky

Evil arch enemy of Helenoid the Insane.
if the meek shall inherit the shit; well, nicky will do that and then throw it at your bedroom window. You have been warned.
evil nicky tried to kill me with plastic scissors and Tippex"
by roo April 06, 2004
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Thairish

Another unfortunate compound noun.

Thai + Irish = Thairish, reflecting the profusion of (at best fake and at worst real) Irish bars in Thailand.

Of course, is said by a native of that fair Asian country, it becomes Thailish.
Remember the old song:, "When Thairish eyes are smiling"? Well, it's often playing in half a dozen faux Irish bars in Phuket right now...
by Roo April 08, 2010
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Agri-yob

Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.
Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"
by Roo August 12, 2009
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