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Swindon

Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.
Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare
by Roo August 5, 2003
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Homolizer

(1) The King Of All Homos (2) Most commonly used word by Henry
-Henry- "ahh Homolizer get woooooooooooooorrrrrk!"
by Roo April 19, 2003
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RooDooD

l33ter than GamigiN...him spamm fairy
l33ter than Veikko_N...him spamm fairy 2
him not teh spamm gawd
by Roo September 25, 2003
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Shag mile

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
by Roo October 6, 2013
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pussy whipped

A guy who is easily manipulated by his woman.
Dave's girlfreind bitched at him until he bought the new Maroon 5 CD, dressed in his new jeans and went to Haagen-Dazs with her so she could feel better.
by roo April 9, 2005
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daughters

Quite possibly the worst band in existence. Many hardcore fans pretend to enjoy their music, citing them as "experimental," "abstract," and "amazing." Many believe that because they do not sound like any other band it automatically means their music is good.
You'll get a ton of Live Journal community credibility if you mention the band Daughters.
by roo January 4, 2005
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fwip!

The sound a Tranq makes as it speeds off towards its victim
by roo May 6, 2004
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