pig mission

The act of seeking a fat woman for the purpose of inserting your penis into her vagina
Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.
by Ronald V. Mexico September 07, 2008
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sub roll

The shape given to the area of a woman's panties or thong above the vaginal opening and below the "FUPA" caused by an excess of unmaintained pubic hair. In other words, the excess hair gives rise to the appearance of a sub roll stuck in the woman's panties.
I bent down to help her out, looked up her skirt, and saw that she had a sub roll jammed in her panties with some lettuce pouring out the side.
by Ronald V. Mexico September 07, 2008
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air dry

The act of drying after a shower, bath or other encounter with water without using a towel or machine to remove dampness; often employed by gay males in a lockerroom setting.
Billy and Timmy were feeling a little frisky and elected to air dry after a long and difficult walk to and from the art gallery.
by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008
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lettuce

The excess pubic hair in a woman's vaginal area that creeps or otherwise protrudes out her panties
I looked up her skirt, and saw the lettuce from her "FUPA" pouring out of her thong
by Ronald V. Mexico September 07, 2008
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Maintain

To trim and/or shave one's pubic hair.
Jane had a date with Timmy on Friday night; on Thursday, she took a long, hot shower and maintained what had become her forested guntal area.
by Ronald V. Mexico July 24, 2008
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