Definitions by Roland819

ebull 

Bullshit created on or delivered by way of the internet via email or online messenging.

Sandra's email is full of propagandistic ebull.

ebull by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Weeble 

A person who is too fucking drunk to stand up but yet unimaginably manages to stay on their feet unassisted. From "Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down".

Jack is in Weeble mode and he thinks he's going to drive home. Fo sheezy.

Weeble by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Mayan Sacrifice 

1. Human sacrifices offered to the gods of the Mayan people usually were captured Mayan enemies. 2. The act of being put down in front of high ranking managers by someone who isn't qualified to speak on your behalf nor provides factual information about yourself but are impowered to do anything about it because you aren't in attendance during the procedings.

1. Apocalypto has some kicking Mayan sacrifices particularily the heart extractions rock. 2. Karen offered you up in Mayan sacrifice in front of the VP of Sales and corp CEO. You might as well sell fish taco's in Clute because your promotability has been flushed down the crapper.

Mayan Sacrifice by Roland819 December 7, 2006

buttb 

Acronym for Belly Up To The Bar.

Time to punch out and head over to O'Malley's to get me some much needed BUTTB time.

buttb by Roland819 November 25, 2006

drone 

The lesbian member of a group of lesbians whose sole purpose is to service the queen lesbian of the group.

Don't pay her any attention, she's just a drone.

drone by Roland819 November 23, 2006

fiss 

The act of pissing and farting simultaneously.

Dude! You just fissed and it smells like shit in here now. (Conversation between two dudes at the urinal).

fiss by Roland819 November 23, 2006

Fiss 

A weak, barely audible fart of weak smell potency usually generated by petite women. Hard to detect because it is not accompanied by the moustache-hair-burning odor common to most recognizable farts. Low on Scoville Scale Heat Units, SHU's.

Karen, did you just fiss or was that a hiss coming from the jukebox?

Fiss by Roland819 November 23, 2006