va-va

It’s so cold outside I’m literally freezing my ta-tas and va-va off!
by Roger's Not Here October 31, 2023
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Delta Shitter

A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.
John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.
by Roger's Not Here September 17, 2023
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broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.
Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.
by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020
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cookhaki

Another name for a woman’s pink taco, cooter, v-jay-jay, or vagina. Used by women who are too embarrassed to say vagina. Pronounced COO-khaki.
Goodness my cookhaki itches from all this heat. Starting to get swampy down there.
by Roger's Not Here June 04, 2023
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Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023
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Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
by Roger's Not Here January 02, 2023
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boujay

When you intend something to be "Boujee," but instead you invite your friends from Arkansas who just want Cheez-Its, Vanilla Wafers, Captain Crunch Cereal, Corn Nuts, and Miller Lite. It's Boujee with a twist of White Trash.
I invited my friends to Napa Valley for wine tasting, elegant cuisine, and romantic sunsets, but all they wanted to do was stop at the gas station and get Cheez-Its. At that moment, Boujee turned Boujay.
by Roger's Not Here July 17, 2023
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