Definitions by Roger's Not Here

va-va 

A freezing cold vagina

It’s so cold outside I’m literally freezing my ta-tas and va-va off!

va-va by Roger's Not Here October 31, 2023

Delta Shitter 

A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.

John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.

Delta Shitter by Roger's Not Here September 17, 2023

Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.

Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.

Snack Mates by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023

boujay 

When you intend something to be "Boujee," but instead you invite your friends from Arkansas who just want Cheez-Its, Vanilla Wafers, Captain Crunch Cereal, Corn Nuts, and Miller Lite. It's Boujee with a twist of White Trash.

I invited my friends to Napa Valley for wine tasting, elegant cuisine, and romantic sunsets, but all they wanted to do was stop at the gas station and get Cheez-Its. At that moment, Boujee turned Boujay.

boujay by Roger's Not Here July 17, 2023

cookhaki 

Another name for a woman’s pink taco, cooter, v-jay-jay, or vagina. Used by women who are too embarrassed to say vagina. Pronounced COO-khaki.

Goodness my cookhaki itches from all this heat. Starting to get swampy down there.

cookhaki by Roger's Not Here June 4, 2023

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

Ambidextrous Jerk Off by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023

Crab Coochie 

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

Crab Coochie by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023