Roger's Not Here's definitions

ufy

Technicality, to un-fuck yourself. This is needed when one does something so against their nature that they need to be told in very straight terms to stop it and go another way.

Person 1: “I went and voted for Donald Trump.”
Person 2: “please UFY.”

by Roger's Not Here January 11, 2020

broad-ass

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.

by Roger's Not Here May 25, 2020

Soaking Rampage

The act of soaking, but done without abandon to anyone who may show interest in soaking.

A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.

After dating Ryan for so long, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend and going on a soaking rampage.

by Roger's Not Here December 9, 2022

Delta Shitter

A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.

John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.

by Roger's Not Here September 17, 2023

va-va

A freezing cold vagina

It’s so cold outside I’m literally freezing my ta-tas and va-va off!

by Roger's Not Here October 31, 2023

Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.

Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.

by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023

Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.

Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.

by Roger's Not Here January 26, 2023