saber rattler

Someone who encourages rushing to war. Essentially identical in meaning to warmonger

A lot of those old boys are saber rattlers; it's because they fought in WWII, and think it builds character.

by Rod Brock March 09, 2007

Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

Mud Baby

An unusually large turd.

The creature is not from this world, but it uses our bathrooms - and leaves a basketball-sized mud baby behind.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

well-digger's ass

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.

Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!

by Rod Brock August 01, 2006

guilty pleasure

Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.

I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.

by Rod Brock March 09, 2007

booger vault

The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a nerd for the purpose of accumulating and storing boogers.

Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

March Hare

A term employed to state that someone is crazy, e.g., "mad as a March Hare." Derives from the March Hare which Alice pursues down the rabbit hole in Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland."

He's crazier than a March hare, and needs to be locked up.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006