Robopoet's definitions

cigargoyle

A gargoyle smoking a cigar.

Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.

by Robopoet February 19, 2006

take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

by Robopoet August 11, 2005

Beetzaria

A retaurant where beetzas (beet pizzas) are served.

"Lets pop in at the beetzaria and snag some beetzas."

by Robopoet October 31, 2009

Is this skit over?

Used when friends are discussing a comical situation that might occur and end up launching into a verbal skit about it. Each friend takes on the role of a character and offers up different comments that might be funny in the hypothetical situation, often taking on a different voice. These verbal skits often go on to long and are milked to death. Without breaking out of character, someone involved in the skit can end it by injecting "Is this skit over?"

(pretending to order at a Dairy Queen)
Friend1 "I saw your sign and before ordering I'd like to let you know I'm allergic to peanuts."
Friend2 "Thanks for letting me know. What can I get you?"
Friend1 "I'll have a small cup of peanuts, please."
Friend2 "I'm sorry, I can't serve you that. You just said you're allergic."
Friend1 "Oh, they're not for me. They're for my friend. He's waiting outside."
Friend2 "So why did you tell me you're allergic?"
Friend1 "You're sign told me to."
Friend2 "Why can't your friend come in and order for himself?"
Friend1 "He's mute."
Friend1 "Is this skit over?"

by Robopoet March 23, 2005

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

urbanoid

A person who attempts to become famous by coming up with a new word that will be posted on Urban Dictionary.

I know this Urbanoid who came up with the word Foadiac in order to get some kind of fame on Urban Dictionary.

by Robopoet June 11, 2006

galaxative

The most powerful laxative in the galaxy.

If you want a more powerful laxative you'll have to go to another galaxy because this is totally galaxative.

by Robopoet January 7, 2008