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cumgargoyle 

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.
"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)
cumgargoyle by farha1 January 12, 2009
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cumgargoyle 

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.
Janet is a real cumgargoyle.
cumgargoyle by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cargoyle 

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.
Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.
cargoyle by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008

cargoyle 

The deliberate act of mounting the hood of a car, squatting like a gargoyle and taking a shit on it. This act can either be performed in public or in private. The person performing the act must be still, as not to be noticed, but watching like a gargoyle. When done right, this can be absolutely hilarious.
Jake sat inside on the couch unkowingly, while mike dropped his pants and everyone laughed as he pulled off the infamous cargoyle on his Honda Civic.
cargoyle by Andy Hesterman December 30, 2007

CumGargoyleStyle 

The act of ejaculating so hard your body becomes stiff.
That stingray coochie always makes me CumGargoyleStyle.
CumGargoyleStyle by R0TTING CORPSE October 26, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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