cigargoyle

A gargoyle smoking a cigar.

Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.

by Robopoet February 19, 2006

cumgargoyle

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.

"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)

by farha1 January 12, 2009

cumgargoyle

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.

Janet is a real cumgargoyle.

by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cargoyle

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.

Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.

by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008

cargoyle

The deliberate act of mounting the hood of a car, squatting like a gargoyle and taking a shit on it. This act can either be performed in public or in private. The person performing the act must be still, as not to be noticed, but watching like a gargoyle. When done right, this can be absolutely hilarious.

Jake sat inside on the couch unkowingly, while mike dropped his pants and everyone laughed as he pulled off the infamous cargoyle on his Honda Civic.

by Andy Hesterman December 30, 2007

CumGargoyleStyle

The act of ejaculating so hard your body becomes stiff.

That stingray coochie always makes me CumGargoyleStyle.

by R0TTING CORPSE October 26, 2011