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cumgargoyle 

Coined circa 2005 by Peter "scat" Erwin, cumgargoyle loosely refers to a promiscuous, and usually, not particularly attrative woman (see gunt) who, in a failed attempt to satisfy her semen releasing companion (beastiality not excluded), chokes on the aformentioned semen and spits it out, gargoyle style.
"Janet is a real cumgargoyle."
(Peter Erwin 2008)
cumgargoyle by farha1 January 12, 2009
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cumgargoyle 

A girl who puts out easily, and in 5 minutes chokes on your jizz and spits it back similarly to a gargoyle spitting water.
Janet is a real cumgargoyle.
cumgargoyle by Petey the thug January 12, 2009

cargoyle 

The act of mounting the hood of a car in broad daylight, then dropping trow, and squatting like a gargoyle. While in this mischievous squatting position, the person then shits on the hood or top of the car leaving a steaming pile. When executed to perfection, this can be the most hilarious thing you will ever see.
Everyone was caught off guard when Mike dropped his pants and cargoyled Jake's Honda Civic.
cargoyle by Jimmy Shitpants January 5, 2008

cargoyle 

The deliberate act of mounting the hood of a car, squatting like a gargoyle and taking a shit on it. This act can either be performed in public or in private. The person performing the act must be still, as not to be noticed, but watching like a gargoyle. When done right, this can be absolutely hilarious.
Jake sat inside on the couch unkowingly, while mike dropped his pants and everyone laughed as he pulled off the infamous cargoyle on his Honda Civic.
cargoyle by Andy Hesterman December 30, 2007

CumGargoyleStyle 

The act of ejaculating so hard your body becomes stiff.
That stingray coochie always makes me CumGargoyleStyle.
CumGargoyleStyle by R0TTING CORPSE October 26, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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