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A derivative of the word bandwagon. Refers collectively to the people who use addictive MMORPG's (such as Final Fantasy XI), also refered to as crack.
Aw damn, Sam's back on the crackwagon. I thought he quit that shit.
by RoboSpy March 23, 2004
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A gamer substitute for the word Christ used in some games whose swear filters, for some inexplicable reason, don't allow the use of the word Christ. Often used in the compound phrase jebus crisco as a substitute for Jesus Christ.
Jebus fukkin crisco! Why the hell doesn't this swear filter allow you to say jesus ******?!?!?!?1
by RoboSpy March 29, 2004
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Some would say, the very definition of the word ownage.
Oh damn, it's time for 7-11. We must visit the slurpee pimptress.
by RoboSpy March 25, 2004
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Though usually referred to merely as the moon, Luna is Earth's only natural satellite. For the purposes of referring to Luna indirectly, it is proper to use feminine pronouns, such as "she" and "her."

Due to the orbital characteristics of the Earth-Luna system, only one face of Luna is visible at any given time from Earth. This is because Luna's orbital period and rotational period are the same, and her orbit is retrograde to her rotation. Due to this inconvenient orbit, it was not until 1959, with the Soviets' launch of Luna 3, that humans even had photographs of the far side of Luna. Since then, her entire surface has been mapped.

As seen from Earth, Luna appears to undergo a series of phases over a period of approximately a month. These phases are not, as is often thought, the result of Earth casting any shadow on Luna. Luna's phases are the result of the angle between Sol (the sun), Luna, and Earth. Because Luna orbits Earth, this angle constantly changes, and consequently, so does our viewpoint of Luna. At any given time, only one side of Luna is ever in any light, cast from Sol. The other side of her is in darkness. (This is not strictly true, since Earth does in fact reflect some of Sol's light onto Luna's dark side.) As our viewpoint of Luna changes, so does our ability to see this lighted side of her. The result is shrinking and growing crescents of light across her face over the course of a month while she moves around Earth.

As of April 10, 2004, when this was written, Luna is the only extraterrestrial world visited by humans. Hopefully this will change.
Whoa! Luna's showing her full face tonight.
by RoboSpy April 10, 2004
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an exceptional amount of honor or sportsmanship, even in the face of complete qwnage by an opponent
Cripes! He just got beat 78 - 2, and he's not even pissed! He's got some honor sauce on him.
by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
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shortened version of the word "didn't" used by gamers
I din ks u, n00b! That was my kill to begin w/, and u din have a chance!
by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
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vb. 1)to shoot someone in the head; headshot
n. 1)the act of shooting one in the head 2)the act of being shot in the head
Oh shiz, I just got konkshorzed by that scout bytch!
by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
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