Roberto's definitions

batch

Any member of the Batch family, primarily Zane. Synonymous with small, weak, pre pubescent freshman.

Shut the fuck up you little batch!

by Roberto December 14, 2003

bonze

a person who identifies the spritual aspect of everything.

a buddhist monk.

that bonze 'bout gave me sermon for eating a burger!

by roberto June 23, 2003

mystify soccer

The greatest game in the history of time.
Check it out at www.mystifygames.co.uk

The best game ever is mystify soccer

by Roberto March 26, 2004

Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.

Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?

by roberto September 18, 2003

Magpie

1. One who never shuts up, and snitches on others.

Jim Harris was a magpie, when he found out his sister was drunk, he told his parents.

by Roberto March 9, 2003

rubbertoe

a toe made out of rubber.

in online gaming, the name of a player with style who's real name is roberto.

i am roberto; i am rubbertoe

by roberto May 24, 2004

-zors

Also z0rs, z0r5, zorz, etc.

Suffix often attached to random words. Similar to xors.

Often used in conjunction with uber.

For example,

Dudezors, that's uber1337zors. J00 roxors my boxors! Wowzors.

by Roberto October 10, 2003