16 definitions by Robert J. Melrose

A Stiffy you get from wandering the suburbs and checkin out the fresh talent
ooooh, that bitch is so fine she's given me an urban stiffy!
by Robert J. Melrose May 22, 2003
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what faggots have for dinner...
oooohhh...theres some nice bum meat on Will & Grace tonight...especially that poof who thinks hes a bigger poof than he actually is....ooohh
by Robert J. Melrose June 5, 2003
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oooooohhhh..this bum bitter tastes like SHIT! thats cos its brewed in Boong Shit mate...mmm love that BB!
by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003
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When two or more guys drop a load on some chicks face
oooohhh...my mums going down on the fabulous baker boys! Co-Jism!!!!
by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003
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Cum kept on Tap - your man-gravy, bottled in your love-nuts.
ooohhhh..that Jimmy Smits wanted a fresh drop of my Bottled Gravy - mmmm, NYPD Blew!!!!
by Robert J. Melrose May 22, 2003
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See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party
ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...
by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003
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