Robert J. Melrose's definitions

bum titties

Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.

ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!

by Robert J. Melrose September 4, 2003

diet Jism

What fat chicks should eat/drink also known as 'DJ' - 1 Calorie, Dont Cum-on-Me!

ooooohhhh...that bitch looks like butterbean! She could definately use some Diet Jism - ooohhhh!

by Robert J. Melrose June 12, 2003

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

Bum Bitter (BB)

boong beer

oooooohhhh..this bum bitter tastes like SHIT! thats cos its brewed in Boong Shit mate...mmm love that BB!

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

co-jism

When two or more guys drop a load on some chicks face

oooohhh...my mums going down on the fabulous baker boys! Co-Jism!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003

bum meat

what faggots have for dinner...

oooohhh...theres some nice bum meat on Will & Grace tonight...especially that poof who thinks hes a bigger poof than he actually is....ooohh

by Robert J. Melrose June 4, 2003

Brown Mr Whippy

When a girl sucks a guys dick whilst hes taking a shit.

Ooooohhh..that girl was so ferral! All she wanted was some 'Brown Mr Whippy'!!!!!

by Robert J. Melrose June 3, 2003