Robert J. Melrose's definitions

testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

Bum Bitter (BB)

boong beer

oooooohhhh..this bum bitter tastes like SHIT! thats cos its brewed in Boong Shit mate...mmm love that BB!

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

jean claude van jis

When Van Damme does the splits and craig turley sucks the cum out of his split sack.

oooohhh...there goes Jean Claude Van Jis - oh wait..thats just Karl Langdon sucking sumas cock!

by Robert J. Melrose May 30, 2003

cum in the bum

When A guy shoots his load into a chicks arse - aka 'C in the B'

"Would you like some Cum in the Bum?"

by Robert J. Melrose May 18, 2003

cum shot

Launching goo on someones face

Man that guy shot a cumshot like Ricky Grace launching a three-point power play! BUNG!!!

by Robert J. Melrose May 19, 2003

boong eye

When a boong looks at you and wants to provoke a fight

That fuckin' boong over there is giving me the boong eye - he wants to start shit eh cunt!

by Robert J. Melrose May 18, 2003

Ghetto Lips

See 'Booty Lips'

Man that Black Bitch has some huge-ass Ghetto Lips

by Robert J. Melrose May 20, 2003