clitoromaniac

(n.) One who is obsessed or particularly infatuated with clitori of all varieties.

Suzie loves to lick clits 24/7. Man, she's a fucking clitoromaniac!

by Rob Porter December 27, 2007

schplotz

1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.

2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.

This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.

Synonym: fuck

I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.

John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.

He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.

by Rob Porter March 12, 2009

dumphole

(n.) The anus and rectum of any primate, including homo sapiens.

Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!

by Rob Porter May 15, 2008

dinge binge

(n.) A certain kind of addictive feature that occurs when a dinge queen goes into a manic state.

"Hey, what's up with Bubba? Did he go on another dinge binge or something?"

"Yes. He's in Harlem Heaven right now."

by Rob Porter September 30, 2007

gross ignoramus

(n.) A person who is 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus.

"I move that we fire that smart-assed IT tech. He's a gross ignoramus."

by Rob Porter July 20, 2008

Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

Barbara's Bush

(n.) The true origin of president George Walker Bush.

Nobody knew that Barbara's Bush would one day bear forth a fruit with the mentality of a vegetable.

by Rob Porter January 03, 2009