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(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
See also blowing lunch.
See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 23, 2007
Get the barf meat mug.1. (n.) Synonymous with anus/asshole/ringpiece/balloon knot.
2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).
2. (v.) To buttfuck a person (see also cornhole and pound).
1. You have a rather nice looking bunghole. Mind if I insert my holepole into it for a bit?
2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.
2. G'day, mate... I got my rocks off last night by getting bungholed by three different sailors.
by Rob Porter September 29, 2007
Get the bunghole mug.(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
Get the lemonade launcher mug.(n.) Any individual that lives in a place with stacks of magazines and huge newspaper piles strewn about the living room. Some clutter sluts also have glass top tables covered with cheap dusty glass figurines. Most clutter sluts are either faggots or grandmothers.
Hey, Darryl! After I cornholed your grandmother last night, I barely sneaked out through the living room. Tell that clutter slut to throw some of that fuckin' shit in the trash!
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
"Oh, Bruce, you have a marvelous china cabinet!" said Steve. "Oh, it's nothing, Steve. I'm really just a first class A-1 clutter slut."
by Rob Porter March 16, 2008
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Get the bouldermeister mug.1. (n.) A lothario; a man who sexually exploits women;
2. (n.) A pimp;
3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.
2. (n.) A pimp;
3. (n.) One who happens upon a woman who turns out to be a total bitch.
1. Benjamin is a habitual cunt finder.
2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.
3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.
2. If you don't mind paying to get laid, you need to consult a cunt finder.
3. After a few minutes with that slut, he realized that he was about to become a cunt finder.
by Rob Porter November 26, 2007
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