21 definitions by Rob Porter
(n.) the whitish discharge that oozes from the urethra when one has gonorrhea. This is seen in both males and females (most other definitions of gleet referring to saliva and spitting are false. Gleet has nothing to do with saliva, unless you suck off or eat out a person with gonorrhea).
by Rob Porter September 18, 2007
(n.) Refers to the lumpy objects that may be be ejected from the mouth as a result of over-eating and puking your guts out.
See also blowing lunch.
See also blowing lunch.
"Say, nurse, was there any barf meat in the vomit that came out of that patient in room 204?"
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
"Yes, doctor. I did a taste test on a chunk and there's no doubt that he recently ate raw oysters and Beefaroni."
"Thank you, nurse. Let's repeat in four hours, OK?"
"All RIGHT, man! Uhm... I mean... Yes, doctor."
by Rob Porter October 8, 2007
(n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individual then consumes the condom to top off the delicious snack.
As she strutted down the sidewalk in her slutty attire, she thought of how great it felt to be the most popular scumbag slut in the red light district of town.
"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."
"Say, Doc, there's three rubbers in the vomit of that guy in ER room 5. This patient is a scumbag slut if I ever saw one."
by Rob Porter March 2, 2009
by Rob Porter January 13, 2009
by Rob Porter September 20, 2007
That guy fucked me too hard for too long and now I have holitis.
She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
She had a 9-day-old tampon up her cunthole. The doctor said she had a bad case of holitis.
by Rob Porter December 5, 2007
Say, doctor, do you have any medicine for hemorroids? There's a Turkish freighter about to dock and my dumphole is itching like hell!
by Rob Porter May 15, 2008