hexxan

The gayest member of UM.

Oh no! Tis Hexxan! Hide!

by Rob June 05, 2003

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Juicy Fruit

if u want to become a gold fish have it quick.

see the comercial on tv.

by Rob April 24, 2005

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

mafia

theivery in numbers.

ey Pizano! Gimme da pizza pie or else I break-ah your legs ah

by rob March 13, 2004

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 04, 2003