flea

general nickname to describe buddies friends,or tag alongs

worthless,peeon,gofer,newbie,sponge
who are all the fleas downstairs???

stop bummin all my smokes FLEA!!!!
by rob June 07, 2003
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douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.
After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.
by Rob April 21, 2003
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wiggout

somebody who cannot handle either a) drink or b) drugs without acting like a fool
look at that crazy wiggout he cant drink more than two pints
by rob September 29, 2003
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Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.
Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.
by Rob June 19, 2006
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fas

1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.
Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow
by Rob January 25, 2005
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cockgayass

Said by Tenacious D while trying to say 3 words at the same time, cock, gay, ass. Possibly one of the funniest words ever.
Kyle! Why are you such a fucking cockgayass?!?!?
by Rob June 27, 2003
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dowager

what's up dowager!
by rob April 06, 2004
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