Rob's definitions

probably

An expression used by someone whose life lacks any joy or happiness to convey sarcasm and pull others into his black hole.

Zac: Damn I'm good at basketball.
Vincent: Probably.

by Rob March 31, 2003

range rover

Until the newest generation with independent suspension, a moderately capable, very classy 4x4 that is expensive to lift and difficult to modify for any real off-road use, all while leaking more oil than my Jeep. Costs a fortune to repair, and is driven by status seekers, drug dealers, pimps, and people who think driving on fire roads with a stock height 4x4 is real off-roading.

The English do not make televisions because they haven't figured out how to make them leak oil, thus the Range Rover was born.

My Range Rover should have a nine cylinder engine, so it will run on eight!

Compared with the Escalade, the Range Rover is akin to the Queen of England: Looks dignified and stately, but is quite old and not powerful.

by Rob April 22, 2004

clam jouster

A Lesbian

Did you know that she is a clam jouster

by Rob October 31, 2003

whippin' shitties

To drive your vehicle at high speed in 360 degree turns.

Joe whipped shitties in da new ride, no girls were impressed.

by Rob November 4, 2003

blowing christmas

A term for when you are really sick, particularly when a sinus infection is involved; refers to the expulsion of holiday-themed mucus from your nose.

Man I feel shitty... I've been blowing christmas since Monday.

by Rob April 6, 2006

traceur

n. A practitioner of the sport/art of parkour. Is a skilled runner and jumper. Often has the ability to perform various acrobatic techniques, but not necessarily so.

David Belle is the founder of the sport of parkour and is an elite traceur.

That traceur has an amazing precision jump.

by Rob November 20, 2003

DaddyDoesDoggie

Used when your Papa is into poking animals. Originated around 13-14th century when the Church was coming into prominence. Getting laid was an impossible task and promiscuity was quite prevalent. And they had too many horny daddies to account for. Many Brits, took to doin' animals on their farm and brought the tradition to the Americas in the 18th century. Still alive in certain regions of this country.

Many a fathers in West Virginia and Ohio are into DaddyDoesDoggie.

by Rob June 28, 2004