Rob's definitions

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

Pumper

Replacement word for wanker or cunt

What a Pumper!

by Rob February 22, 2004

swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 5, 2004

blackccent

When white people talk like black people. black accent

1. Justin Timberlake
2. Eminem
3. John Cena
4. Pink
5. Christina Aguilara

by Rob April 13, 2004

Ivar's Special

Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.

"Man that fucking cunt gave me the Ivar's Special. Dirty slut."

by Rob January 12, 2005

rail

to have sex with

I was railing this girl while I was programming PHP.

by rob July 9, 2002

macoman

fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!

always up for taping marys ass

by rob February 25, 2005