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ugoto

A web portal with dozens of entertaining areas that will keep you busy for hours. Community with hundreds of users posting new content each minute.
If you are bored, you should head to uGoto.com for addicting online content
by rob October 21, 2004
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miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.
Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.
by Rob October 22, 2004
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BuddyPic

Possibly one of the greatest travesties to all that seemed sane in this world, BuddyPic is a site where sad, lonely teens post their pictures and a small profile and ask others to rate them. Assholes who think the site is dumb go around rating ones, and it brings the users into avanced state of depression known as BS (Buddypic Neuropsychoticsyndrome), or, in some forms of the phrase, Bull Shit.
omg plz plz plz rate my boi sk8erdude11209 a ten on bp hes soo hott
by rob October 23, 2004
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new

Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
by Rob October 23, 2004
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dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.
A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.
by rob October 24, 2004
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COTL

Coon on the loose. It is a term used for weiner. Someone who will freak out at the first sign of potential danger.
by rob October 28, 2004
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Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
by Rob October 29, 2004
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