Beard

Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.

Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.

by Rob October 29, 2004

loan shark

shady cahracter, normally small with weasly features who employs large henchmen. Usually ritually beaten at school, they loan money to people in dire need (who cannot raise funds through legitimate means), charging 'cricket score' interest rates with the threat of injury if a payment is missed.

"Ow, that hurt! I promise to pay the loan shark next week, sir"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Yats

"Stay" spelled backwards; it is sarcastic, and means "go away". Originated at CPA in Nashville.

Yats, man! You're ticking me off!

by Rob October 30, 2004

Stray

A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British

Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.

by Rob March 14, 2005

chitties

Its when girls have tits that look big, but they are just chub, not real tits.

Dude 1: DAYUM That girl over there has some HUGE cans.
Dude 2: Dont trip bro, they are only chitties.

by rob July 25, 2002

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Juicy Fruit

if u want to become a gold fish have it quick.

see the comercial on tv.

by Rob April 24, 2005