Rob's definitions

tintanet

sarcastic slang for internet

i was on the tintanet the other week...

by Rob November 3, 2004

fake punt

A sexual act in which the male is doing a female doggy style, pulls out, and spits on her back. The woman then thinks the guy shot a load on her back, but when she turns around, he blows it right in her face.

by Rob April 15, 2003

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004

Campin'

The act of pitching a tent as you wait for your chance to have sex with one of numerous girl's.

Last night at the bar I went campin', too bad the girl never showed.

by Rob March 27, 2005

iTuning

The act of buying music from the internet. (p.t)iTuned

Sorry I'm late., I've just been iTuneing.

I have just iTuned a great song.

by Rob February 16, 2005

gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

are you hurtin for a gummer?

by rob January 21, 2004

bettong

a small, mouse-like creature

small-eastern bettong

by rob July 7, 2003