Rob's definitions

Stanford University

A prestigious private university where the asshole students can't decide whether they are better than everyone else because they're rich (which they are) or because they're smart (which they aren't). The parties suck and the girls are mediocre. The only bright side is that there are fewer hippies than at Berkeley.

Don't go to Stanford unless you hate having fun.

by Rob May 13, 2005

Dusted

Inhailing a substance used to clean a computer keyboard that gives the feeling of nitrous oxide

I went to Kmart and bought six cans, lets go get dusted!

by Rob May 13, 2005

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.

Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!

by Rob August 18, 2006

Stray

A straight man who dress and/or acts gay. Commonly have lisps and enjoy arts/culture. Similar to but not altogether the same as Metrosexual . Also, see British

Although I act gay, I'm actually just stray. Which basically means the same thing, except if you try to stick anything up my ass I will knock you out.

by Rob March 14, 2005

avalanche

in the motion of absorbing external liquid from a container. Upon finishing, that's when the Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation applied to this situation, which will result in many small solid form liquid (aka ice cubes)falling on unsuspected consumer's face (aka a bogan who's too drunk to remember that there's still ice in the container)

While in a party, joe had an avalanche while trying to get the last bit of his coke.

by Rob March 18, 2005

world of warcraft

no other way to describe it...simply superb...im in love with it...i love it...wow for life

world of warcraft roxx0z y0urz box0zrzerz cakes

by rob March 23, 2005

Doctor Worm

A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.

Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.

by Rob March 25, 2005