RoB's definitions

Grundle

The area between the scrotum and anus

Lick my grundle

by Rob January 14, 2004

bisexual

a word made up to mean "attracted to both sexes". for men, its usually a half way stage to becoming gay. for girls, its a term used to get the guy they want

men: "dave, i think i might be bisexual"
girls "will you fancy me more if i say im bisexual ;) "

by rob September 13, 2003

gouranga

A word that appears on moterway bridges in north west UK. It's only purpose to annoy drivers who are left with a nagging curiosity for the rest of their day until the next day when it ceases to become important ever again.

for god sake why did they have to colour it in. Now it's more noticable and more annoying

by Rob April 17, 2003

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

grouphug

A cool website where all these freaky people confess all the freaky stuff they've done. Its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary.
grouphug.us

#424166984:
I fart terribly often at work, I just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when I do one that makes me gasp, I go take a dump. My podmates must know its me and I hate to think what they must think of me for it but I dont stop,


#339895017
i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could fuck their boyfriends without getting caught

by Rob March 16, 2004

humpsex

both humping and sexing

Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.

by Rob July 13, 2003

Quay

meaning fuck you. Origin from Thailand.

"You know what Bob, "Quay".

by rob January 13, 2005