Rimbozaggy's definitions

Chinfluencer

Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.

Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.

by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

pisscipline

The ability to control one's bladder and urinate in a responsible and hygienic manner, without creating a mess or causing embarrassment.

"Tom's pisscipline was so impressive that he could take a leak in a crowded bathroom without causing a single drop to splash on the floor, earning him the nickname 'The Master of the Stream'."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Methnocentric

eth· no· cen· tric ˌeth-nō-ˈsen-trik

: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior

Daryl was accused of being methnocentric after lecturing Carl for throwing scrap metal in the dumpster.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Republicoma

A state of political unconsciousness caused by extreme right-wing indoctrination and the belief in the two-party system.

Karen was in a 9 year Republicoma before she learned how to employ critical thinking.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

Reshoenification

(noun) - the exhilarating feeling of relief and renewal that one experiences upon rediscovering a long-lost shoe. It's a joyful moment that can rekindle a lost sense of hope and optimism, as the shoe is no longer relegated to the status of a solitary, abandoned sole. Reshoenification can also be a reminder to take better care of one's footwear, as the loss and rediscovery of a shoe can be a wake-up call to appreciate the little things in life.

"After searching frantically for her lost shoe for days, Sarah was overjoyed to experience a moment of reshoenification when she finally found it tucked away in the back of her closet. The reunion with her long-lost shoe brought a sense of relief and renewal, and Sarah vowed to take better care of her footwear in the future."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Wignorant

(adjective) - a state of being blissfully unaware of how ridiculous one's wig looks. It's a common affliction among those who insist on wearing hairpieces that are obviously fake, but who refuse to acknowledge the fact that everyone else can tell. Wignorant individuals may be found strutting around with misplaced confidence, completely oblivious to the fact that their hair is defying the laws of physics.

"Despite the obvious stares and stifled laughter from his coworkers, Dave remained wignorant of how silly his toupee looked, and continued to wear it with pride."

by Rimbozaggy April 21, 2023

Spliggy

Male ejaculate characterized as being string like and developing a twirling end-over-end flight pattern shortly after being ejected from the penis. Often achieved by a quick flicking motion of the penis while flexing the bulbocavernosus muscle .

While giving a hand-job to her cousin Frank in the KOA outhouse, Janice narrowly avoided being pelted in the face by the 3" spliggy that was cart-wheeling out of his cock through like a seminal throwing axe.

by Rimbozaggy April 7, 2023