Amphetamine or amphetamine salts. Not meth, you incorrigible fucknuts. Speed lacks a methyl group. Don't do meth.
by Rihanyce November 19, 2011
A city that is so amazing yet so awful. The 20th largest city (after we got el paso'd), Memphis is a city where the popular phrase "Location, location, location" really comes into play. Staying away from the airport (unless you have a plane to catch) is probably a good idea, even in broad daylight. Also, any street with someone's full name in it (e.g., Elvis Presley Blvd, Danny Thomas Blvd, etc.) has a tendency to attract poverty, crime and poor sanitation. But if you're smart enough to stay close to the river or the suburbs you can find some pretty interesting things and some great food. Don't go to Graceland; it's expensive and boring. However, Memphis is home to a wonderful zoo, Mud Island, and many national and state parks and museums that its residents often take for granted. It's much better than Knoxville, where the Mountain Dew they drink isn't manufactured by Pepsi Co. Memphis' main problem is a racial divide that is caused by a majority of blacks hating whites because they assume all whites are inherently racist. Yes, I realize I just did the same thing. Get over it.
Memphian: Damn, I hate Memphis so much. Why did I have to work so hard at FedEx?
Nashvillian: I love Memphis! Nashville is so boring.
Knoxvillian: I hate Memphis. Everyone there is so snobby. I mean, come on, who brushes their teeth every day?
Nashvillian: I love Memphis! Nashville is so boring.
Knoxvillian: I hate Memphis. Everyone there is so snobby. I mean, come on, who brushes their teeth every day?
by Rihanyce July 21, 2011
A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.
by Rihanyce May 22, 2010
by Rihanyce May 22, 2010
No sex here. Move along.
by Rihanyce May 22, 2010
Person 1: Do you have RBPS?
Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.
Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!
Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.
Person 2: No mine's only 11 inches.
Person 3: Dude that is really, really, really, REALLY big!
Person 1: Nah, you're just saying that because yours is small.
by Rihanyce September 25, 2010