Riconator's definitions

onlife

The state of being engaged in activities away from electronic media.

Person 1: What have you been up to? You haven't posted anything on Facebook or tweeted in days.

Person 2: I've been pretty busy onlife lately. Between work and the family, I haven't had time for much else.

by riconator November 9, 2009

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

by Riconator October 30, 2010