Narphel da Gartox

Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket

Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?

by Rick January 27, 2005

keg troll

A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.

Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl!

by rick March 29, 2005

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick February 15, 2005

Pong

The pungent stench of midget shit.
Pongy: To smell like midget shit.

Carnivals are pongy.
The passed out midget stuck of pong.

by Rick November 23, 2005

Bumbarious

adj. The act of being so totally extreme (bad or good), that it is virtually unattainable, save a select few.

Jesse is bumbarious.
That's bumbarious!
Brickell movies are bumbarious!

by Rick June 07, 2004

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick March 14, 2005

hamilton

A 10 dollar bill, commonly used by white boys to refer to their "stack."

It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
or
Dude, I'm droppin' Hamiltons like its my job.

by Rick February 19, 2006